S.I.'s 10 Top Heisman Candidates for 2016

[TheDecker]

What we've learned ITT

1. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND
2. @cgvr has no idea what an effective game for an RB is
3. @cgvr gets owned when he gets in a fight with anyone with a brain
4. @Duo is just as dumb as @cgvr , but apparently not as stubborn
5. FSU fans (on the ND board) both seem to love @cgvr and @Duo
   • This says a lot about the intelligence of the FSU fans and the loyalties of @cgvr and @Duo
6. Some guy named "Argus" apparently has a ton of handles
   • All seem to be hated by ND and FSU fans, onthis board
7. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND

It's been an informative thread

 

[ForeverNole22]

What we've learned ITT

1. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND
2. @cgvr has no idea what an effective game for an RB is
3. @cgvr gets owned when he gets in a fight with anyone with a brain
4. @Duo is just as dumb as @cgvr , but apparently not as stubborn
5. FSU fans (on the ND board) both seem to love @cgvr and @Duo
   • This says a lot about the intelligence of the FSU fans and the loyalties of @cgvr and @Duo
6. Some guy named "Argus" apparently has a ton of handles
   • All seem to be hated by ND and FSU fans, onthis board
7. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND

It's been an informative thread

I've never seen anyone own cgvr, but it sounds like he hurt your ass somehow.

 

[scotchirishblood]

argie's paranoia kicks in;

"My family was hopnored at a Notre Dame halftime. I have no reason and obvious reasons for not saying more given
the stalking and lies that punctuate these threads and the threats already hurled my way."

It's a fantasy world out there. Be careful, they walk among us. Some even vote .

 

[cgvr]

What we've learned ITT

1. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND
2. @cgvr has no idea what an effective game for an RB is
3. @cgvr gets owned when he gets in a fight with anyone with a brain
4. @Duo is just as dumb as @cgvr , but apparently not as stubborn
5. FSU fans (on the ND board) both seem to love @cgvr and @Duo
   • This says a lot about the intelligence of the FSU fans and the loyalties of @cgvr and @Duo
6. Some guy named "Argus" apparently has a ton of handles
   • All seem to be hated by ND and FSU fans, onthis board
7. McAffery had an ineffective game against ND

It's been an informative thread

I learned that you tried to invent a stat/measurement and failed. This is among your best pablum .

"It's obvious, efficiently and effectively altering the outcome of plays, above the level of what a replacement level player would (in the same position)."

The parentheses around "in the same position" really makes it seem official. The good news about the remark is that argie read it and got dizzy for a day or 2. Seriously, what were you thinking? Please pop a risperidone or 2 before responding.

Again, apparently, you have an inability to qualify or quantify your remark/stat. It's one your best efforts. I suggest you call your "efficiency" stat:
"Decker's Opinion Players Efficiency" AKA "DOPE"

Perhaps the NCAA will embrace it. Good luck!

 

[Duo]

The Deck shoots off his mouth and acts like he's a tough guy but when he gets punked he tucks his tail, runs and hides. Unlike the insane idiot that haunts Rivals using multiple handles he does offer a bit of info. once and a while but has no skills in meaningful discussion or debate. His primary modis operandus is name calling and trying to convince himself and others that he "owns somebody". All in all, very boorish.

 

[TheDecker]

I like @Duo thinking that someone that's calling him out in every post is "running and hiding"

That's only slightly less accurate than the moron @cgvr claiming than an RB who had less than 100 yards rushing at fewer than 3.5 YPC was effective

@Duo and @cgvr .....a pair of moron peas in a pod

Try harder next time boys!!

 

[Epictitus]

It is rather humorous to see a guy like Duo look so foolish on a daily basis then try to claim victory. Typical FSU fan.

 

[scotchirishblood]

It is rather humorous to see a guy like Duo look so foolish on a daily basis then try to claim victory. Typical FSU fan.

Brilliant contribution. We're so much more informed now. Thanks for adding so much to the conversation. Typical indeed. After five pages of discussion we can now all take a deep breath and get some sleep. Thanks for being such an integral part of a spirited debate. Your name calling has made a difference.

 

[ForeverNole22]

I like @Duo thinking that someone that's calling him out in every post is "running and hiding"

That's only slightly less accurate than the moron @cgvr claiming than an RB who had less than 100 yards rushing at fewer than 3.5 YPC was effective

@Duo and @cgvr .....a pair of moron peas in a pod

Try harder next time boys!!

What did cgvr do to you? You seem really affected by him. This is just an Internet message board. Not sure how someone gets so worked up over it.

 

[john0gaunt]

It's been an informative thread

For clarification purpose, most of us knew points 2-6. Points 1 and 7 were made clear immediately on cgmr's ranting. All was confirmed once the immediate backing of the noles was witnessed.

 

[TheDecker]

What did cgvr do to you? You seem really affected by him. This is just an Internet message board. Not sure how someone gets so worked up over it.

Keep trying bro, I'm sure you'll be able to rustle someone's jimmies at some point.

I feel pretty bad for what I had to do to @cgvr and @Duo in his tread....but their ignorant and moronic posts brought it on themselves.

Nothing I could do for him

 

[TheDecker]

For clarification purpose, most of us knew points 2-6. Points 1 and 7 were made clear immediately on cgmr's ranting. All was confirmed once the immediate backing of the noles was witnessed.

@cgvr being "supported" by a fan base that's only here to troll (and had their argument thoroughly dismantled through @Duo )...well...it says really all that needs to be said about @cgvr

It's been a rough thread for him

lol

 

[Duo]

Decker and argus agreeing with one another.............

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[john0gaunt]

Decker and argus

Please take your trolling elsewhere, we don't want all our threads hijacked by your trolling. From the Wiki.

Trolling is a game about identity deception, albeit one that is played without the consent of most of the players. The troll attempts to pass as a legitimate participant, sharing the group's common interests and concerns; smart posters, if they are cognizant of trolls and other identity deceptions, attempt to both distinguish real from trolling postings

Trolls tend to have dark personality traits and show signs of sadism, antisocial behavior,psychopathy

 

[TheDecker]

Decker and argus agreeing with one another.............

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

No idea who argus is, but it's far better than having to agree with a complete moron like @cgvr , after he's been repeatedly humiliated in this wry thread

Let alone siding with your nole brethren in an obvious troll

What does it feel like to be a level below whoever the hell this @argus is that you hate so much??

 

[ForeverNole22]

Keep trying bro, I'm sure you'll be able to rustle someone's jimmies at some point.

I feel pretty bad for what I had to do to @cgvr and @Duo in his tread....but their ignorant and moronic posts brought it on themselves.

Nothing I could do for him

Rustle jimmies? Lol

The post I first responded to of yours showed that you had your jimmies rustled long before I jumped in. Like basket case level rustled.

I can't take credit for it, but I can certainly laugh at you for it.

 

[TheDecker]

Rustle jimmies? Lol

The post I first responded to of yours showed that you had your jimmies rustled long before I jumped in. Like basket case level rustled.

I can't take credit for it, but I can certainly laugh at you for it.

Sounds like your first rustling attempt

Keep trying buddy

You'll suck less eventually

 

[ForeverNole22]

Sounds like your first rustling attempt

Keep trying buddy

You'll suck less eventually

Okay. Keep pretending.

 

[Epictitus]

There is no lower form of human life than a Nole fan, none!

 

[Duo]

The naivete of the pusillanimous argus and his various minions is comical.

 

[scotchirishblood]

No idea who argus is, but it's far better than having to agree with a complete moron like @cgvr , after he's been repeatedly humiliated in this wry thread

Let alone siding with your nole brethren in an obvious troll

What does it feel like to be a level below whoever the hell this @argus is that you hate so much??

Historically speaking, whoever this argus guy is it appears no one hates him more than ND fans.

 

[ForeverNole22]

There is no lower form of human life than a Nole fan, none!

Well, there's Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer and then you. In that order.

 

[scotchirishblood]

Well, there's Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer and then you. In that order.

I would think Charles Manson would fit in that list somewhere. Maybe fourth?

 

[cgvr]

What did cgvr do to you? You seem really affected by him. This is just an Internet message board. Not sure how someone gets so worked up over it.

decker has been known to make up quotes, attribute them to someone, argue against his fabrication and pat himself on the back….. It's grand theater. In this thread alone he wandered around at 2:59 AM squirming for words TheDecker,Saturday at 2:59 AM. Seriously, he is so unglued over this site that he can't sleep.

I accurately called him out on his multiple ND/kelly NFL draft errors, his errors on kelly's big game performance stats, his errors on kelly's historic numbers, other crap and he then provides great entertainment. Among his better efforts was when he added the ND's NFL 2010 draft picks into kelly's totals. Needless to say the NFL draft took place in April and kelly's first game for ND was in Sept. He does plenty of other stupid stuff. Interestingly, he couldn't even spell his claimed ND degree correctly. "Class of 2013. (Bachelor's of Science)" He fancies himself as a sophisticate, but is more in line with Neidermeyer sitting on the lawn of Omega Theta Pi.

At the end of the day kelly has coached 65 games for ND. During that tenure, after a quick look, there are 3 players that have eclipsed 200 all purpose yards versus ND....Leonard Fournette, Denard Robinson and Christian McCaffrey....

The effectiveness of decker's "hard hitting" prose.....

 

[john0gaunt]

cgvr. The antidote to elitism.

 

[TheDecker]

decker has been known to make up quotes, attribute them to someone, argue against his fabrication and pat himself on the back….. It's grand theater. In this thread alone he wandered around at 2:59 AM squirming for words TheDecker,Saturday at 2:59 AM. Seriously, he is so unglued over this site that he can't sleep.

I accurately called him out on his multiple ND/kelly NFL draft errors, his errors on kelly's big game performance stats, his errors on kelly's historic numbers, other crap and he then provides great entertainment. Among his better efforts was when he added the ND's NFL 2010 draft picks into kelly's totals. Needless to say the NFL draft took place in April and kelly's first game for ND was in Sept. He does plenty of other stupid stuff. Interestingly, he couldn't even spell his claimed ND degree correctly. "Class of 2013. (Bachelor's of Science)" He fancies himself as a sophisticate, but is more in line with Neidermeyer sitting on the lawn of Omega Theta Pi.

At the end of the day kelly has coached 65 games for ND. During that tenure, after a quick look, there are 3 players that have eclipsed 200 all purpose yards versus ND....Leonard Fournette, Denard Robinson and Christian McCaffrey....

The effectiveness of decker's "hard hitting" prose.....

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Nothing enter than watch @cgvr dig himself out of et another humiliating thread

It's been a rough one for him, and it's only been getting worse.

Remember when @cgvr tried to claim an RB who had fewer than 100 Yards at less than 3.5 YPC had "a monstrous game"....yeah, good times, good times

At the end of the day @cgvr has no idea what he's talking about and constantly humiliates himself by getting into a debate and having everything he's trying to say get COMPLETELY torn apart.

It's usually hard to watch, but it's always hysterical

Come on @cgvr tell us more about how Special Teams yardage is exactly equal to offensive yardage for an RB.....we need some more laughs!!

Keep on trying little buddy..I'm sure you'll be right about something someday!!

 

[TheDecker]

Interestingly, he couldn't even spell his claimed ND degree correctly. "Class of 2013. (Bachelor's of Science)" He fancies himself as a sophisticate, but is more in line with Neidermeyer sitting on the lawn of Omega Theta Pi.

Please, please fight this fight again @cgvr

I haven't humiliated you enough in this thread yet

Please give me the chance to bet you about my "claimed degree" so I can keep running you into he dirt

Your just too easy to abuse little buddy!!!

 

[cgvr]

Nothing enter than watch @cgvr dig himself out of et another humiliating thread

It's been a rough one for him, and it's only been getting worse.

Remember when @cgvr tried to claim an RB who had fewer than 100 Yards at less than 3.5 YPC had "a monstrous game"....yeah, good times, good times

At the end of the day @cgvr has no idea what he's talking about and constantly humiliates himself by getting into a debate and having everything he's trying to say get COMPLETELY torn apart.

It's usually hard to watch, but it's always hysterical

Come on @cgvr tell us more about how Special Teams yardage is exactly equal to offensive yardage for an RB.....we need some more laughs!!

Keep on trying little buddy..I'm sure you'll be right about something someday!!

Keep fabricating as it defines you.

"tell us more about how Special Teams yardage is exactly equal to offensive yardage for an RB...."
The thread is here, find that quote from me. Again, you are delusional.

I accurately wrote on ST yardage, "When it comes to calculating all purpose yards they are equal. Would you care to contact the NCAA and other groups to tell them why they shouldn't be included in APY stats?" I'm sure you could make a fabulous case to them much like here.

You also wrote, "Maybe if you weren't such a moron you'd understand that Special Teams yardage isn't equal to offensive yardage".

I then reminded you of CJ Sanders 93 yard TD. That was fun.....

 

[BigFellaFan]

cgvr getting owned again by others is always fun to watch. It usually is only me beating him up, but it's too easy.

 

[MachoMan99]

Um, well back to what the OP posted, I think Fournette, Watson, and Mayfield have the best shots at the Heisman. My Heisman dark horses would be Nick Chubb, Rosen, and whoever starts at QB for ND.

 

[TheDecker]

Keep fabricating as it defines you.

"tell us more about how Special Teams yardage is exactly equal to offensive yardage for an RB...."
The thread is here, find that quote from me. Again, you are delusional.

I accurately wrote on ST yardage, "When it comes to calculating all purpose yards they are equal. Would you care to contact the NCAA and other groups to tell them why they shouldn't be included in APY stats?" I'm sure you could make a fabulous case to them much like here.

You also wrote, "Maybe if you weren't such a moron you'd understand that Special Teams yardage isn't equal to offensive yardage".

I then reminded you of CJ Sanders 93 yard TD. That was fun.....

Every post where you're totalling Special Teams yardage with offensive yardage (as 1-to-1 equals) and arguing McCaffery had "a monster game" becuAse of Thai total fallacy by you

And how does Sanders TD help your case at all?
It's literally 100% irrelevant.

Are you going to try to compare McCaffery's non-scoring plays to scoring plays again.
That was a HOOT the last time you tried

I'm glad you're having fun getting shamed in this thread @cgvr because it certainly has been fun rubbing you nose in the dirt little buddy!!

 

[TheDecker]

cgvr getting owned again by others is always fun to watch. It usually is only me beating him up, but it's too easy.

Humilaiting @cgvr in a football discussion is something most middle school girls could do

The way way he runs from his own obviously stupid claims is down right hysterical

 

[cgvr]

Every post where you're totalling Special Teams yardage with offensive yardage (as 1-to-1 equals) and arguing McCaffery had "a monster game" becuAse of Thai total fallacy by you

And how does Sanders TD help your case at all?
It's literally 100% irrelevant.

Are you going to try to compare McCaffery's non-scoring plays to scoring plays again.
That was a HOOT the last time you tried

I'm glad you're having fun getting shamed in this thread @cgvr because it certainly has been fun rubbing you nose in the dirt little buddy!!

"Every post where you're totalling Special Teams yardage with offensive yardage (as 1-to-1 equals)"

You're making things up/wrong again. I have accurately referenced those yards as production or all purpose yards.

PS Nor did I ever compare McCaffrey's non scoring plays to scoring plays.

 

[scotchirishblood]

cgvr getting owned again by others is always fun to watch. It usually is only me beating him up, but it's too easy.

OMG, seriously? Epic (no pun intended).