God damn, this thread has turned into a chamber of commerce piece for the state of Utah. Holy shit, man....
I'd expect nothing less from ND fans, though. This is the same bunch that spent how many years maniacally and in deeply disturbing fashion denigrating and attacking one of the great coaches of this era who turned ND into a perennial playoff-contender. So of course they're going to work themselves into a state defending this has-been/never-was afterthought of an OC in this Parker loser. Who's a journeyman at absolute best, and who quite frankly is lucky to have any P5 job at all, let alone a coordinator position at ND.
But they won't stop at just defending him, which is fine as far as it goes, but that's not enough for ND fans. They have to swim deeply in the waters of aggressive intellectual dishonesty and very willful and exaggerated persecutory delusion. That's the mechanism of their craziness, and we've seen it on garish display for many years now. So this sort of behavior is not a surprise. It makes it feel more real for them, to defend ND this vigorously and sardonically and uncritically. But it's always a little jarring, and unsettling, to see it in action.