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OT: Hala Real Madrid

raulduke_007

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Never doubt the Kings of Futbol. Down 2 goals in the 2nd half to a super team and pronounced dead in Champs League then Karim Benzema does the stuff of legends and goes on a 17 minute rampage to bring Real all the way back.
In the process he seals Mbappe's transfer for to us in the summer.
Further disspells Messi's argument as the GOAT
And causes Oil FC's Prez to snap where the police had to get involved. A billion dollar roster and they cant get past the Rd of 16.
Hala f'ing Real Madrid...
 
Maybe benzema has a sex tape on the goalie and blackmailed him to allow him to score the goals.
 
Never doubt the Kings of Futbol. Down 2 goals in the 2nd half to a super team and pronounced dead in Champs League then Karim Benzema does the stuff of legends and goes on a 17 minute rampage to bring Real all the way back.
In the process he seals Mbappe's transfer for to us in the summer.
Further disspells Messi's argument as the GOAT
And causes Oil FC's Prez to snap where the police had to get involved. A billion dollar roster and they cant get past the Rd of 16.
Hala f'ing Real Madrid...
What language is this?
 
You do realize that this a board about AMERICAN football, right? You know, real, actual football?
 
You do realize that this a board about AMERICAN football, right? You know, real, actual football?
LOL, the only thing I know about soccer is that it is "real, actual football."

The rest of my (real) football knowledge comes from watching "Ted Lasso."
 
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The old man can still finish. I would not expect much going forward in quarters but maybe the draw will be kind.
 
You do realize that this a board about AMERICAN football, right? You know, real, actual football?
Lol there are threads all over the place on this board that have nothing to do with American football. You just don’t like soccer, which is fine. But the solution shouldn’t be to cry about it, just don’t click on the thread bud.
 
You do realize that this a board about AMERICAN football, right? You know, real, actual football?
I get it. But to his credit, Raul usually only goes on these crazy Real Madrid rants when things are really quiet. Except when he enters full Che Guevara mode, they are usually entertaining.
 
You do realize that this a board about AMERICAN football, right? You know, real, actual football?
I wouldn't go that far. The OP is a truly annoying soccer fanboy.

But of all the sports.... It's in the name. They don't call it football because they throw, catch and carry the ball with their hands. When Americans stole rugby from England and made their own version, they should have got the name right the first time. Either way the sport of soccer, whatever anyone calls it, has eternal dibs on the name 'football'. Unless you want to rewrite the English language from scratch.

So, even though the OP knows better, and again, is an insanely annoying soccer fanboy.... the sport Americans curiously call soccer, will always be the real, actual football....
 
I wouldn't go that far. The OP is a truly annoying soccer fanboy.

But of all the sports.... It's in the name. They don't call it football because they throw, catch and carry the ball with their hands. When Americans stole rugby from England and made their own version, they should have got the name right the first time. Either way the sport of soccer, whatever anyone calls it, has eternal dibs on the name 'football'. Unless you want to rewrite the English language from scratch.

So, even though the OP knows better, and again, is an insanely annoying soccer fanboy.... the sport Americans curiously call soccer, will always be the real, actual football....
You can call it Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.
 
The old man can still finish. I would not expect much going forward in quarters but maybe the draw will be kind.
If Carlo goes with a midfield of Carmavinga & Velverde I think Real can play with anyone. I love what Kroos & Casemiro has meant to the club but playing the younger guys in midfield give us so much more explosiveness.
Militao & Albala are legit on the back end. Id prefer Nacho over Dani C at this point of his career. I have no idea what to do with Asensio at this point. He will flash but God he disappears for long stretches. Rodrygo has the same problem when he starts he is way more effective as a sub. Hazard has been a disappointing big player. I know Bale fell off a cliff but he gave us years of quality when he wasnt hurt. Hazard just doesnt give a sh!t.
 
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I wouldn't go that far. The OP is a truly annoying soccer fanboy.

But of all the sports.... It's in the name. They don't call it football because they throw, catch and carry the ball with their hands. When Americans stole rugby from England and made their own version, they should have got the name right the first time. Either way the sport of soccer, whatever anyone calls it, has eternal dibs on the name 'football'. Unless you want to rewrite the English language from scratch.

So, even though the OP knows better, and again, is an insanely annoying soccer fanboy.... the sport Americans curiously call soccer, will always be the real, actual football....
Its insanely annoying that you complain about the same thing in every Futbol thread I post. Just let it go Savvy
 
Its insanely annoying that you complain about the same thing in every Futbol thread I post. Just let it go Savvy
LOL! I guess so, right? You have a point there, sir. I could just let it go. I guess it's a testament to just how annoying you manage to be, with your occasional outbursts, aggressively wanting to brawl with other soccer fanboys, or at least that's how it comes off. Like you're an e-hooligan looking to rumble. Instead of drunkenly parading around the streets of Madrid or Paris taunting your opponents, which is what you ought to be doing, you come here....

And yet this is a rather quiet and obscure, free ND tackle-football message board, with no other soccer fans other than me, and I personally hate your shrill shrieking overwrought posts about Real Madrid. I hate them so much I think of you as like, some unsettling harbinger of a terrifying neoliberal future that almost makes question whether I should have even voted for Joe Biden. That's how annoying you are. That you make me wonder if Trump and all he represents was really all that bad or not....

Anyway, that was a memorable night for Karim Benzima, who's sort of the archetypal millennial soccer star of his generation IMO. Even more so than someone like Messi or Xavi. In addition to being a pretty great player in general, he's quite the goal poacher as well....
 
LOL! I guess so, right? You have a point there, sir. I could just let it go. I guess it's a testament to just how annoying you manage to be, with your occasional outbursts, aggressively wanting to brawl with other soccer fanboys, or at least that's how it comes off. Like you're an e-hooligan looking to rumble. Instead of drunkenly parading around the streets of Madrid or Paris taunting your opponents, which is what you ought to be doing, you come here....

And yet this is a rather quiet and obscure, free ND tackle-football message board, with no other soccer fans other than me, and I personally hate your shrill shrieking overwrought posts about Real Madrid. I hate them so much I think of you as like, some unsettling harbinger of a terrifying neoliberal future that almost makes question whether I should have even voted for Joe Biden. That's how annoying you are. That you make me wonder if Trump and all he represents was really all that bad or not....

Anyway, that was a memorable night for Karim Benzima, who's sort of the archetypal millennial soccer star of his generation IMO. Even more so than someone like Messi or Xavi. In addition to being a pretty great player in general, he's quite the goal poacher as well....
Does anyone on this board like Sassy? Lmao
 
LOL! I guess so, right? You have a point there, sir. I could just let it go. I guess it's a testament to just how annoying you manage to be, with your occasional outbursts, aggressively wanting to brawl with other soccer fanboys, or at least that's how it comes off. Like you're an e-hooligan looking to rumble. Instead of drunkenly parading around the streets of Madrid or Paris taunting your opponents, which is what you ought to be doing, you come here....

And yet this is a rather quiet and obscure, free ND tackle-football message board, with no other soccer fans other than me, and I personally hate your shrill shrieking overwrought posts about Real Madrid. I hate them so much I think of you as like, some unsettling harbinger of a terrifying neoliberal future that almost makes question whether I should have even voted for Joe Biden. That's how annoying you are. That you make me wonder if Trump and all he represents was really all that bad or not....

Anyway, that was a memorable night for Karim Benzima, who's sort of the archetypal millennial soccer star of his generation IMO. Even more so than someone like Messi or Xavi. In addition to being a pretty great player in general, he's quite the goal poacher as well....
K
 
Does anyone on this board like Sassy? Lmao
Old age has robbed him of the fire & passion he once possessed. His material has slipped to half assed recycled rants of yester year.
I found his Fraudian slip of being the "only other soccer fan" here to be quite telling. It angers him that more and more of the wrong types of people are enjoying the sport. Not that he himself is actual fan of Futbol he just doesnt like the fact that anyone else on this board could enjoy something that is not a traditional American sport.
 
Just saying. That's the reaction you get, at least out of me.

You're a very, very annoying liberal-type person. It's something to think about too. Because I'm a Bernie Bro, that's what you could consider me, that category. So I like to think when conservatives hate liberals, the way they so infamously and ominously do in these crazy times, they're not talking about me. They're talking about you...

And dammit I can see where they're coming from. I'm not sure if that's perfectly related to your overweening soccer fanboyism, but it's close enough. And there's a ton of overlap there....
 
Just saying. That's the reaction you get, at least out of me.

You're a very, very annoying liberal-type person. It's something to think about too. Because I'm a Bernie Bro, that's what you could consider me, that category. So I like to think when conservatives hate liberals, the way they so infamously and ominously do in these crazy times, they're not talking about me. They're talking about you...

And dammit I can see where they're coming from. I'm not sure if that's perfectly related to your overweening soccer fanboyism, but it's close enough. And there's a ton of overlap there....
K
 
I want to say there are too many leagues in soccer for anyone to keep straight in my mind. But I estimate at least one half of college football fans think FBS is a sponsoring bank.
 
How about my boy Luka? Masterclass performance.

Hala Madrid y nada mas!
Luca showed Messi levels Wednesday. His run on Real's 2nd goal was sublime enough but he topped it by bailing Vinni out after Vinni bottled the break away. Absolute brilliant nutmeg pass to Benz in the box.
 
Luca showed Messi levels Wednesday . His run on Real's 2nd goal was sublime enough but he topped it by bailing Vinni out after Vinni bottled the break away. Absolute brilliant nutmeg pass to Benz in the box.
Any videos of the girly men taking a little knock and withering in fake pain on the ground like they were hit by a 50 Caliber slug?
 
Why the hell is this pointless and unrelated thread not banned but one calling the Russians jackasses for attacking Ukraine gets axed? Sad state of the world.
 
Why the hell is this pointless and unrelated thread not banned but one calling the Russians jackasses for attacking Ukraine gets axed? Sad state of the world.
Probably because the OP isn't a troll like you. He's just an annoying, try-hard soccer fanboy.
 
Probably because the OP isn't a troll like you. He's just an annoying, try-hard soccer fanboy.

I see you’re not getting along with anyone again and picking fights you can’t win. I bet you’re a timid little guy In real life. Definition of internet“troll” you are. Let me ask, is your mouth that big off the internet? We should start a poll. Is savvy a troll poll. I think your feelings would be hurt.
 
I see you’re not getting along with anyone again and picking fights you can’t win. I bet you’re a timid little guy In real life. Definition of internet“troll” you are. Let me ask, is your mouth that big off the internet? We should start a poll. Is savvy a troll poll. I think your feelings would be hurt.
The OP is not a troll like yourself, but he is pretty annoying. So I guess you're right about not getting along with him. Guilty as charged.

I don't know what you mean by 'picking fights I can't win'. I guess that's just you trying to talk tough. You should probably back off on that. I'm not only guy here who thinks you're an outright troll. And you've done nothing, but nothing, to dissuade anyone on the score. Instead you just keeping upping the ante, like a good troll would....

But hey, you've hooked me. You managed to annoy the shit out of me, knowing we have a genuine troll in our midst, which apparently bothers me to no end. So you're getting your money's worth...
 
The OP is not a troll like yourself, but he is pretty annoying. So I guess you're right about not getting along with him. Guilty as charged.

I don't know what you mean by 'picking fights I can't win'. I guess that's just you trying to talk tough. You should probably back off on that. I'm not only guy here who thinks you're an outright troll. And you've done nothing, but nothing, to dissuade anyone on the score. Instead you just keeping upping the ante, like a good troll would....

But hey, you've hooked me. You managed to annoy the shit out of me, knowing we have a genuine troll in our midst, which apparently bothers me to no end. So you're getting your money's worth...

My word. You are genuinely the most disliked poster in the site. Literally the bottom of the barrel. I think this is where you bring your mental disease.
 
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