He managed to do it. Of course BK would lose any big game, because he's a horrible coach. Or he's only good at beating easy teams that nobody cares about whether you even win those games, and in any kind of important game he's awful and we lose. Typically we get destroyed and humiliated. Not just humbled, humiliated. But he did nevertheless 'manage' to win those two critical games, with a playoff spot on the line. I don't know how, but he did. In fact it really is a marvel that he won those two games. For the life or me I don't know how he did it. But at least he proved that it can definitely be done. If BK can win a football game against a team with a pulse, then it's at least possible. I imagine those teams were better than this shitty, underachieving USC team, making it even more amazing, and improbable that he actually won those games. Astonishing, really, I believe would be the word for it. Astonishment. Sheer astonishment, that a BK-coached team actually won a game against a respectable foe, with something important riding on it. I still don't belleve it actually happened. I think there's a thing called false memory syndrome, or maybe the so-called Mandela effect? I don't think we actually won those games, we lost. BK doesn't win big games. But on account of the Mandela effect people have a memory of specific things that never actually happened. And we didn't actually beat USC.
Anyway, I like our chances against the condoms this weekend. Playoff bound, baby!
