sunshine pumpers' analogies for the Defense...

[Uncle Money]

My house just burned down...but at least the toilets still work!!!

 

[BGI User 1596]

My house just burned down...but at least the toilets still work!!!

The waiter took a steaming dump on my plate but it's still a steak!

 

[NDnTN]

The waiter took a steaming dump on my plate but it's still a steak!

Who needs steak, when you have 3,000 lbs of pudding

 

[nook91]

My other car is a Porsche

 

[WhySeperateKnob]

ND number 1 in athletes' graduation rates........ but our DB's aren't clever enough to ever (1) turn their head to look for the ball, (2) tip a pass away instead going for the pick and basically catching the ball for the receiver to steal it away, and (3) cover the receiver they are supposed to as opposed to trying to read the QB and end up covering no one on a crucial passing down with the game on the line....