LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!
"In the blue corner, standing 6ft-4, weighing 230 lbs, wearing black trunks with a white stripe. A record of 25-0 with 22 knockouts, the #1 ranked heavyweight in the world, Irish "TKO" John!
"In the white corner, standing 5ft-4, weighing 300 lbs, wearing pink peddle pusher shorts with pink boots and red tassles, a record of 1-0 coming of a stunning knockout of a football player who he hit in the back of the head when he had his back-turned, a true fruitcake, "Bam-Bam Buguit!" The crowd roars!!!!
They meet in the center of the ring, Bodi, the referee, gives the final instructions. "Ok fighters. touch gloves and go back to your corners and wait for the bell." IrishJohn tells Buguit, "I am gonna kick your effing butt!" Buguit smartly replies, "You have got such a potty mouth!"
"There's the bell for round one. IrishJohn charges across the ring, Buguit deftly evades IJ's first assault by doing the Michael Jackson "moon walk" to a neutral corner. As IrishJohn chases all of a sudden Buguit starts doing the "Ali shuffle" and fires 2 weak jabs at IJ's mid section. IJ is having none of this and fires a left hook to Buggy's wobbling gut!" "DOWN GOES BUGUIT! DOWN GOES BUGUIT! The ref counts the Bugman out!
As Buggy is carried out of the ring on a stretcher, Buggy looks at IrishJohn, who is laughing his butt off, Buggy yells to IrishJohn; "You're such a big snot!" in his very feminine, high pitched voice. Bug's trainer meanwhile tosses Buguit's robe on the stretcher, a swell silk robe with "Mike Brey Rocks" on the back!
