Interesting theory....
I'm guessing that for his whole life he had dreams of attending fsu and wanted to be the mascot Indian Chief Osceola. He spent countless hours of his youth sewing and making Indian costumes while all the other kids played ball. He even built a teepee in the backyard which his parents let him live in.
Not being the brightest bulb in the neighborhood he took the horse head off the stick horse his parents bought him and put it on his bike. (He wanted a real horse, but that was the best they could do). He would sometimes try and feed his bike carrots and to this day can't figure out why it wouldn't eat. He spent his waking hours riding his bike and shouting instructions to it. "Giddyup", "Woe". "Rah, rah, rah". Occasionally from out of the blue he'd scream "Kemosabe". The neighborhood kids thought he was weird as he would only speak to them in his make believe "Comanche native tongue". Interestingly, when he saw an ice cream truck coming he would do the fsu tomahawk chant in its' direction.
As argus approached college age his dream grew closer. While sitting across from his HS guidance counselor to discuss the college interview process wearing full war paint and his Indian chief costume (modeled after Chief Wild Eagle of F troop) he asked, "Do you think this makem me lookem like Indian for FSU interview?" The counselor thought about telling him this could be possibly perceived as racist, but decided she really didn't want to spend more time with him than she had to. Instead the counselor just broke out in laughter and argus asked, "What funny Kemosabe?" She replied, "Oh nothing, I'm just surprised you would wear your prom outfit to the interview." Argus had gone to the prom alone, but had a few guys interested in him. He had a bad time at the prom, but got excited when he realized he was the only one properly attired when "YMCA" blasted.... The guidance counselor realizing that all was hopeless gave him three words of advice, "Go for it." He then left her office doing an Indian war dance down the hall way.
Anyway, the day of the FSU interview came and he sat down with an admissions officer sporting his full Indian regalia including the paint. The officer looked around the room thinking she was on Candid camera and asked, "What the f*** is going on? Get the fu** out of here."
argus left and his life long dream was destroyed.
He vowed lifelong fsu revenge that day....