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SeanPol355

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Nothing more enjoyable than reading about the SEC schools whining about ND's equipment truck delivering coaches to recruit's homes and high schools. Great move, even if a potential minor violation.

Then I saw comments on another site about what if the truck had been from another school, what would have been in it? Here are a few. Add your own.

Alabama - dollar bills
Louisville - "dancers"
Texas - steaks
Ole Miss - cars
Florida State - lawyers
 
OSU- mobile tattoo parlor with pawn counter
SC- Boxes of #5 jerseys and a mannequin dressed as an SC player
Florida-racks of designer jorts
Clemson-bins of taters
 
Florida State - mobile prison
Michigan - Walmart
Michigan State - Water Purification Company
Clemson - Rocks from California
PennState - Mobile Shower facility
 
Nothing more enjoyable than reading about the SEC schools whining about ND's equipment truck delivering coaches to recruit's homes and high schools. Great move, even if a potential minor violation.

Then I saw comments on another site about what if the truck had been from another school, what would have been in it? Here are a few. Add your own.

Alabama - dollar bills
Louisville - "dancers"
Texas - steaks
Ole Miss - cars
Florida State - lawyers
This being a secondary violation tells you how stupid the rules are. Something thatg is fun for the kid, creative and doesn't involve a pay-off should be legal. Do you know that having a recruit walk through a fog machine is a violation? It is just nuts
 
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This being a secondary violation tells you how stupid the rules are. Something thatg is fun for the kid, creative and doesn't involve a pay-off should be legal. Do you know that having a recruit walk through a fog machine is a violation? It is just nuts

"That opulence did not touch what McFarland saw on a visit to U.S.C. the weekend after Thanksgiving. After beating Notre Dame, U.S.C. players rented a stretch Hummer and took him to a party. It worried Adams that her son might become enthralled with such luxury.

Upon returning to Lufkin, McFarland wanted to commit to the Trojans. But by week’s end, he had eliminated them."

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/26/sports/ncaafootball/26recruit.html?_r=0

"USC scheduled one anyway -- and sent the conspicuous vehicle to deliver Price to Heritage Hall last month.

Price did not get into the chauffeur-driven automobile -- a Lincoln Town Car, according to USC; a limousine, according to Price's father and other witnesses --"

Asked if he knew the difference between a Town Car and a stretch limousine, Frank Price said, "That limo was long. That was no Town Car."

"During his signing day press conference, McKnight alluded to a speaker-phone conversation he was on between Pete Carroll and Reggie Bush as the latter explained away the NCAA charges being bandied about in regards to agents, money, etc. McKnight's coach, J.T. Curtis, said his player misspoke and never talked to Bush during the recruiting process -- something that would have been a secondary recruiting violation. On the West Coast, defensive tackle Brian Price's father claimed that USC sent a limousine to pick up his son for a recruiting visit, another secondary recruiting violation."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football-news/6970-dont-believe-rumors-pete-carroll-isnt-cheating
 
Florida State - mobile prison
Michigan - Walmart
Michigan State - Water Purification Company
Clemson - Rocks from California
PennState - Mobile Shower facility
MSU comment is ridiculous on so many levels. Insensitive and don't know where MSU is located? It isn't Flint. We've played them every other year in E. Lansing and you don't know that?
 
since I can't tell what the topic is here, I will post my ? n comment here:

How many coaching and staff jobs can Harbaugh doll out in pursuit of recruiting kids?

Look for another hiree from Paramus NJ soon. He also creates bogus administration positions to fill.
Doesn't the NCAA see this as the same thing as the SEC bribes?

(oh darn!, just realized the NCAA doesn't do anything about the SEC either)

Harbaugh patronage and meritocracy are introduced by pajama totting JImmy!
 
since I can't tell what the topic is here, I will post my ? n comment here:

How many coaching and staff jobs can Harbaugh doll out in pursuit of recruiting kids?

Look for another hiree from Paramus NJ soon. He also creates bogus administration positions to fill.
Doesn't the NCAA see this as the same thing as the SEC bribes?

(oh darn!, just realized the NCAA doesn't do anything about the SEC either)

Harbaugh patronage and meritocracy are introduced by pajama totting JImmy!

There a limit on who can go out and recruit but of course if the guys are at school when player visit then.....
 
Perse, I'll help you out

Michigan - Jobs for high school coaches, beds for slumber parties, tree climbing gear, etc.
 
like A Scene from Grease: Sandy and the gals, Jimmy style! He is fickle though, after a few dates he finds a new interest and you're a gonner!
 
since I can't tell what the topic is here, I will post my ? n comment here:

How many coaching and staff jobs can Harbaugh doll out in pursuit of recruiting kids?

Look for another hiree from Paramus NJ soon. He also creates bogus administration positions to fill.
Doesn't the NCAA see this as the same thing as the SEC bribes?

(oh darn!, just realized the NCAA doesn't do anything about the SEC either)

Harbaugh patronage and meritocracy are introduced by pajama totting JImmy!
And he drinks your milkshake.
 
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