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cgvr wants ND'S next coach to have a hard body and a hairless chest.

Bodizephax

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Let me explain. Coaches like Saban and Stoops and Patterson and Urban and Harbaugh go absolutely ballistic on the sidelines yelling at their players, refs, and assistant coaches almost every damn game !! Patterson even grabbed a player ! Kelly was doing it a lot in the beginning to toughen up the players and it worked--rising to a 12 and 1 record and a National Championship game ! But after getting scolded by the Pillsberry doughboy admins he had to tone it down ! And now the team is playing soft again !! Lou Holtz used to grab players by their facemasks !! But even he was asked to tone it down !! No coach worth his beans will want to come coach at Notre Dame when he has to act like a friggen choirboy!!
Throwing the team under the bus worked for Coach Kelly in 2011 and they turned it around to finish the season strong and continued wth a great season in 2012 !! Last year we had way more talent than the 2012 team but we couldn't finish Stanford off or we make the playoffs !! We should have beat Boston college and Temple by thirty but we were to damn soft !! In the marine corps they made us mean and want to search and destroy !! Our coaches need to use the same methods !! Like Nick Saban and Chesty Puller !! No more tough gentlemen !! We need the Irish to play more like angry hungry rotweillers !! cgvr is like that soldier that General Patton slapped ! A wuss !

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No you dumbass...

Kelly got scolded because he was dropping F bombs directly in the grill of players and that might be OK...the close proximity of the fans ..young fans....and of course millions watching at home.

You see there is intense emotional accountability and there screaming what the FU#K are you doing to that player repeatedly.

I'm the Most intense and demanding guy you'd meet. I say get thicker skin to this world of societal decaying daisies.

Kelly is a moron though. He has no idea of just being intense and emotional or being a childish moron.

Then again he thought all his defensive problems was all on the players too.

Brian Kelly is a ZERO❕❗❕
 
No you dumbass...

Kelly got scolded because he was dropping F bombs directly in the grill of players and that might be OK...the close proximity of the fans ..young fans....and of course millions watching at home.

You see there is intense emotional accountability and there screaming what the FU#K are you doing to that player repeatedly.

I'm the Most intense and demanding guy you'd meet. I say get thicker skin to this world of societal decaying daisies.

Kelly is a moron though. He has no idea of just being intense and emotional or being a childish moron.

Then again he thought all his defensive problems was all on the players too.

Brian Kelly is a ZERO❕❗❕

I may be a dumbass. But at least I am not a whiney pathetic Bitc# like yourself.
 
I may be a dumbass. But at least I am not a whiney pathetic Bitc# like yourself.
Whiney?
Oh you meant whiny.

That seems to be the little trendy thing to say if someone doesn't share your bridges of love and hugs rhetoric.

Factually the coaching staff in south bend is second rate. This needs fixed before even attempting to evaluate personnel.
 
Let me explain. Coaches like Saban and Stoops and Patterson and Urban and Harbaugh go absolutely ballistic on the sidelines yelling at their players, refs, and assistant coaches almost every damn game !! Patterson even grabbed a player ! Kelly was doing it a lot in the beginning to toughen up the players and it worked--rising to a 12 and 1 record and a National Championship game ! But after getting scolded by the Pillsberry doughboy admins he had to tone it down ! And now the team is playing soft again !! Lou Holtz used to grab players by their facemasks !! But even he was asked to tone it down !! No coach worth his beans will want to come coach at Notre Dame when he has to act like a friggen choirboy!!
Throwing the team under the bus worked for Coach Kelly in 2011 and they turned it around to finish the season strong and continued wth a great season in 2012 !! Last year we had way more talent than the 2012 team but we couldn't finish Stanford off or we make the playoffs !! We should have beat Boston college and Temple by thirty but we were to damn soft !! In the marine corps they made us mean and want to search and destroy !! Our coaches need to use the same methods !! Like Nick Saban and Chesty Puller !! No more tough gentlemen !! We need the Irish to play more like angry hungry rotweillers !! cgvr is like that soldier that General Patton slapped ! A wuss !


Your argument is soft posters are making this team soft? The hell you talkin about? I don't think this defense could stop someone with a M-4.

Kelly is soft. Sure he can cuss and scream and turn purple, but he can't get respect or coach a winning football team.
 
Thought the argument was the Soft Admin made Kelly tone it down, not soft posters! I stated previously that I wish Kelly would show more emotion on the sidelines, as I think he has toned his act down too much, and I think this sets the tone for the team. It was good to see Kelly celebrating a defensive stop deep in ND territory Saturday, and I hope we see a progressively more animated Kelly on the sidelines. Not a return of the f bomb dropping red faced heart attack in waiting Kelly, but with some obvious fire in the belly.
 
As for our esteemed candidates, Hillary would argue the ND football team represents the best progressive qualities of America with its commitment to equality and fairness and a .500 record on the field of play. Trump would tweet that Crooked Hillary is to blame for the demise of ND football and that he will make ND great again, believe him. And trusted Libertarian Johnson doesn't know who or what ND is when asked his opinion.
 
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Whiney?
Oh you meant whiny.

That seems to be the little trendy thing to say if someone doesn't share your bridges of love and hugs rhetoric.

Factually the coaching staff in south bend is second rate. This needs fixed before even attempting to evaluate personnel.

Since you are a Grammar Nazi, besides being a total wuss and whack job, you may want to put a "to be" before fixed. Duh.
 
Let me explain. Coaches like Saban and Stoops and Patterson and Urban and Harbaugh go absolutely ballistic on the sidelines yelling at their players, refs, and assistant coaches almost every damn game !! Patterson even grabbed a player ! Kelly was doing it a lot in the beginning to toughen up the players and it worked--rising to a 12 and 1 record and a National Championship game ! But after getting scolded by the Pillsberry doughboy admins he had to tone it down ! And now the team is playing soft again !! Lou Holtz used to grab players by their facemasks !! But even he was asked to tone it down !! No coach worth his beans will want to come coach at Notre Dame when he has to act like a friggen choirboy!!
Throwing the team under the bus worked for Coach Kelly in 2011 and they turned it around to finish the season strong and continued wth a great season in 2012 !! Last year we had way more talent than the 2012 team but we couldn't finish Stanford off or we make the playoffs !! We should have beat Boston college and Temple by thirty but we were to damn soft !! In the marine corps they made us mean and want to search and destroy !! Our coaches need to use the same methods !! Like Nick Saban and Chesty Puller !! No more tough gentlemen !! We need the Irish to play more like angry hungry rotweillers !! cgvr is like that soldier that General Patton slapped ! A wuss !

Hahaha.... Did you ever respond to your "cornfield" lie? I posted the exchange... Seriously, understand the concept of "projection".....

Talk about a wuss....this below and the wandering in the night by Irishmike tale are right up there with Ara64 being raised by Ara over the radio... Please keep the entertainment rolling.... Porky stinks and your posting may be worse.....

"Hopefully Swarbrick can convince Coach Kelly to step down after the season. I like Coach Kelly but I love the Irish and want to get to the next level.

I eat my crow in thinking this Irish team was destined for Greatness !

Hats off to Texas and MichiganState.

*** I will still cheer for the Irish for all their games but I might skip a few and won't get really interested until they become relevant again. I wish we could get a coach like Urban Meyer."

1Bodizephax,Saturday at 11:32 PM
 
If losing his shit on the sideline was indicative of coaching acumen, Kelly would already be inducted in the hall of fame.
 
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Thought the argument was the Soft Admin made Kelly tone it down, not soft posters! I stated previously that I wish Kelly would show more emotion on the sidelines, as I think he has toned his act down too much, and I think this sets the tone for the team. It was good to see Kelly celebrating a defensive stop deep in ND territory Saturday, and I hope we see a progressively more animated Kelly on the sidelines. Not a return of the f bomb dropping red faced heart attack in waiting Kelly, but with some obvious fire in the belly.

Why can't BK be himself? Patterson, Dabo, Saban, and Petrino all had sideline episodes last week and for some, it's a weekly occurrence. Irish fans fall into the narrative that the media presents, but they don't present that narrative on an equal basis. This board didn't do this much nitpicking during the TW and Weis days. If BK wins, everything's cool. If he doesn't, its not because of his sideline demeanor. If that was the case, Bama would have had losing seasons since Grouchy arrived.
 
Ara. Spot on. Not only aren't they listening, they probably don't read it either once they find out the content. Everyone will trudge along their merry way, taking their rock sold opinions with them.
 
Clearly most here know little or nothing about football in general and Notre Dame football in particular.

That said, the single ubundantly true realization from reading this thread is that cgvr is a POS.
 
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Clearly most here know little or nothing about football in general and Notre Dame football in particular.

That said, the single ubundantly true realization from reading this thread is that cgvr is a POS.

Can you tell me another sad tale of woe? How about, "My incessant and incoherent ranting on fsu was repeatedly and rudely interrupted by my wife's illness... If not for that I would have posted more gibberish..."?

Ps I don't think that's how you spell abundantly.
 
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