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Bodizephax

Bodizephax

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While being pissed off about Coach Kelly calling a timeout with 90 seconds to go and the Irish D letting them score so Brandon W. could get in the game (my conspiracy theory) I yelled out "Smug bastard !!" and smashed my left hand sideways against the refrigerator door. It hurts to type (I type left handed) and is swelling up pretty good. I am going to the clinic in the morning to get Xrays.
It doesn't look good. I might be out for the season.
 
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Bodizephax said:
While being pissed off about Coach Kelly calling a timeout with 90 seconds to go and the Irish D letting them score so Brandon W. could get in the game (my conspiracy theory) I yelled out "Smug bastard !!" and smashed my left hand sideways against the refrigerator door. It hurts to type (I type left handed) and is swelling up pretty good. I am going to the clinic in the morning to get Xrays.
It doesn't look good. I might be out for the season.
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Bodi

Will u be back for the playoffs?
 
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I hope so. If I can get medical clearance. In the mean time. Next man in.. You, IG,35,Ara and others will have to carry the Championship season 14 and 0 torch. You guys rock ! Win it for Cecil!
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Bodi, you know I'm happy to drive the bandwagon while you're recovering but I'll need you back in four to six weeks because it'll get too hard doing it on my own with everyone jumping onboard ;)
 
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Bodizephax said:
While being pissed off about Coach Kelly calling a timeout with 90 seconds to go and the Irish D letting them score so Brandon W. could get in the game (my conspiracy theory) I yelled out "Smug bastard !!" and smashed my left hand sideways against the refrigerator door. It hurts to type (I type left handed) and is swelling up pretty good. I am going to the clinic in the morning to get Xrays.
It doesn't look good. I might be out for the season.
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Clearly Longo's fault............
 
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Bod,
Since every game seems to turn into an adventure, you will have to turn into an Octopus ! When you jab , remember to always twist the hand at the same time!
Heal well, my friend !
 
rgc7 said:
Bod,
Since every game seems to turn into an adventure, you will have to turn into an Octopus ! When you jab , remember to always twist the hand at the same time!
Heal well, my friend !
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Refrigerators don't bleed......
 
Good point , CVGR ! In the case of Refrigerators, pulling the Jab would be better than twisting it ! Maybe we can get together with Bod, and write a set of rules for
trying to " Box " Refrigerators ?
Then we can get Bod lined up with some boxing matching. If he can improve his foot work and technique, who knows how far we might take him ?
 
rgc7 said:
Good point , CVGR ! In the case of Refrigerators, pulling the Jab would be better than twisting it ! Maybe we can get together with Bod, and write a set of rules for
trying to " Box " Refrigerators ?
Then we can get Bod lined up with some boxing matching. If he can improve his foot work and technique, who knows how far we might take him ?
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We need to start him slow and build that 0-1 record to 18-1.

& in the white corner hailing from Augusta Georgia and entering the ring at 4 cubic feet in his first professional bout is "Frigidaire".

In the blue and gold corner hailing from internet space and entering the ring at 0-1 as a professional is bodize "the lion" phax.

"Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumble."

If we can work his record up we can challenege a "Sub-Zero BI42 steel".

It will take 2-3 years if Bodi is dedicated. PS that hinges on good x-rays today....

 
CGVR,
You made my day ! I’m laughing my head off !
Great thoughts !
 
rgc7 said:
CGVR,
You made my day ! I’m laughing my head off !
Great thoughts !
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Trust me. It'll get better and eventually he'll step up in class and wallop a television.

He'as already called one out. "Saturday I was standing in front of the tv yelling..."

For now, the TV doesn't see him as a contender and thinks Bodi should spend less time in the kitchen...

PS I'm recommending that bodi wears hand wraps and 16 ounce gloves for the remainder of the season....
 
CVGR,
Your're going to kill me with laughter ! Hand wraps and Boxing gloves must become standard equipment for all ND fans. That will. save us a lot of "Season ending Injuries ".
I hope that Bod doesn't damage any more appliances, our his family may "box” his ears ?
 
rgc7 said:
CVGR,
Your're going to kill me with laughter ! Hand wraps and Boxing gloves must become standard equipment for all ND fans. That will. save us a lot of "Season ending Injuries ".
I hope that Bod doesn't damage any more appliances, our his family may "box” his ears ?
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Factoid, bodi was banned from participating in the 2012 Olympic London games for throwing the initial sucker punch in a qualifier. The footage of that catastrophe is below.

In the post fight interview he simply stated, "At that moment he reminded me of a michigan fan." He quickly followed that remark with, "How does my hair look?"

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Bodizephax said:
While being pissed off about Coach Kelly calling a timeout with 90 seconds to go and the Irish D letting them score so Brandon W. could get in the game (my conspiracy theory) I yelled out "Smug bastard !!" and smashed my left hand sideways against the refrigerator door. It hurts to type (I type left handed) and is swelling up pretty good. I am going to the clinic in the morning to get Xrays.
It doesn't look good. I might be out for the season.
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Bodi,

How is the PT going? Have you learned to do it with the other hand yet?
 
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