WTF are you talking about? CFB players were never serious students - at any time in the history of the sport.
I know you guys are some of the most vapid, trite, dead-inside humans beings possibly imaginable, but Jesus Christ, man.... you can do better than that. Also, CFB players have been on the three-year graduation track for a while now, so this guy graduating in two and a half years is not some unheard-of herculean achievement. In fact it's pretty common these days.
You know the world must be headed for some pretty hard times when the usual cranky complaining is this zombie-like, this, shall we say, cadaverous.....
It's ominous....