Help me with a slight problem

[hvillebill]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

 

[wicker]

Have your sister tell him to scale it back. She holds more cards here than anyone

 

[aoi_toku]

Thank him profusely for being honored by his presence and allowing you to breathe the same air he does.

 

[StCecelia40]

When he arives, have your ND flag flying on your flagpole.

 

[Irish2684]

My BIL is also a UM fan. He's from Michigan. He understands that their schedule is crap until they travel to MSU which isn't until the last week in October.

 

[Irish2684]

My family and I use to live four houses down from my sister and brother in law who is a UM fan. The last time they played I set my alarm for early in the AM and walked my ND flag over to their house and planted it in their flag holder. Was awesome that he didn't see it all day until he walked back home from my house after the game. Priceless moment.

 

[sluggo69]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

 

[perseverare]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

get him a hooker and vid him!

 

[artemis gordon]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

Tell him you just converted to Islam and bought a big sword.

 

[wawasee]

Tell him congrats on that half of a national championship in the last 50 years..

 

[captstabbin]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

Skin suit?

 

[BGI User 1596]

Ask him how many nc's Bo won. 31-0!

 

[Toby Smart]

What's the problem? Have fun. Lots of wings and suds. College football. Family. Sounds like a good time to me.

 

[perseverare]

Ask him how many nc's Bo won. 31-0!

that's just cruel! get him a hooker!

 

[Nocalirish]

Keep talking about all the NFL teams that Harbaugh is rumored to be linked to for next season.

 

[TXND30]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

Your in the North Carolina get his ass some moonshine and tell to shut up haha

 

[IRISHJD98]

Duct tape.

 

[dohster]

ear plugs & good whiskey

 

[South Bender]

Your house, right?
Your rules, right?
Your television, right?
Their guests in your house, right?

I think you have the ass-kissing backwards.

 

[perseverare]

jmo: winning idea: "duct tape" (water boarding is probably a bit extreme)

 

[Telx1]

Your TV. Change the channel from the UM scrimmage to a real football game if he gets obnoxious.

 

[Legendsteve]

Show him the last 15 seconds of last seasons MSU game. And tell him how you have always admired MSU and their never say die attitude under Dantonio. Who is still The King of Michigan. That ought to do it. ✌️

 

[echowaker]

My sister and brother-in-law are coming to Western North Carolina from my hometown in Michigan. My BIL is an insufferable Meatchicken fan and thinks Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever. I'll have to sit through their "scrimmage" with Hawaii and listen to him brag about UM running up 70 big ones.

Help me out here. How do I deal with this guy?

your brother-in-law is cgvr ? you poor soul. get a new sister.