"You want to be happy for an hour, eat a steak. You want to be happy for a day, play golf. You want to be happy for a week, go on a cruise. Going on a cruise is like being in jail, except in jail you don’t have a chance to drown. You want to be happy for a month, buy a new car. You want to be happy for a year, win the lottery.
"You want to be happy for a lifetime — make good choices and bring your ass to Notre Dame. Thank you."
"You want to be happy for a lifetime — make good choices and bring your ass to Notre Dame. Thank you."